You're doing it wrong.

You're doing it wrong. So wrong. You know. You don't have to wake him up. Imagine, night shift ang trabaho nya. And just because you can't open the damn faucet, you'll wake him up?? Can't you understand that he's tired and sleepy?? And then what? You'll gonna say that "Don't worry, later you're not gonna see me here anymore." Just.. What the fuck?! If you need help, you should just wake me up. ME! You're doing it wrong.